Thursday, September 19, 2013

A silly little gunshot wound..




Title: The Historian 
Author: Elizabeth Kostova 
Published: Little, Brown and Co., 2005




Plot



History grad student, Paul, is in the library one evening, surrounded by books, working on his dissertation about merchants in Denmark, when he notices a book on his table that he hadn't taken off the shelf. It's a very old, leather-bound book. There are no words inside, only a picture of a ferocious dragon in the very center of the tome. He thinks nothing of it, placing it on a rack of books for the librarians to put away upon closing, but the next day, the same book appears on his table again. Curiosity piqued, he takes it with him to a meeting with his faculty advisor, Professor Rossi, who recognizes it immediately - because he has one just like it. The professor then proceeds to tell his student about his own search into the truth behind the legend of Dracula, a search that took him to many countries, onto many dangerous paths and into harm's way more than once. He warns Paul that delving deeper into the mystery makes you a target of the vampire, that one of his minions will appear and threaten you - usually by killing someone or something you love. Professor Rossi also confesses that he’s been working on a book about the undead Wallachian prince. Paul leaves his advisor's office that night, more aware of the sounds around him in the darkness. Looking back at his professor's office window, he thinks he sees a shadow cross the building, but tells himself that his mind is playing tricks on him after the meeting. He turns away and heads for home.

            The next day, as he makes his way to his professor's office once more, he sees college officials and police filling the hallway. As he approaches, he is recognized by the dean and brought into his advisor's office.  The office is in absolute disarray and his advisor is nowhere to be found - what is found, is a rather large, bloody smear across the ceiling. Turns out Paul was the last person to see the missing professor. After a thorough questioning, the police decide he had nothing to do with the disappearance and let him go. What else can he do, but devote all his time and efforts into researching Dracula, who he now knows is real and the cause of his beloved professor's abduction?

            Years later, Paul is now a businessman. He does a lot of traveling and sometimes takes his young daughter with him on trips around the world. On one trip to a university in Europe his daughter (who, although she has the role of narrator in the story, remains unnamed), happens upon her father in the library's supernatural section, surrounded by books that have nothing to do with his line of work. Curiosity gets the best of her and she starts asking her father questions, which he reluctantly begins to answer. As they travel, he tells her about his professor's disappearance and the long, difficult search he put into finding him. He never comes right out and tells her that Dracula exists, but as she hears the stories she begins to feel and see a dark presence wherever they go. One morning she wakes up in the guest house at the college to find a note from her father saying that he had to leave and that she would be taken to the train station and put on a train home. Well, after all she's learned, she can't just go home. After finding some of her father's notes and some letters, she does indeed head to the train station, but she buys a ticket that will take her to St. Mathieu’s, the monastery she believes her father is headed toward. More and more of the history of Dracula, along with the journey Paul took on his search for the vampire and his professor, is revealed as the girl goes in search of her father.

            The novel reaches its epic conclusion as Paul and some friends he made along the way, finally find this legendary monster. But, will they survive to tell the tale?



Review



*Seriously Massive Spoilers! Continue at your own risk!*



            I love books about the supernatural, especially vampires. Yes, dear readers, there was a time when I, too, was a fan of the Twilight series. But fear not, because I eventually realized that I was having a momentary lapse of intelligence and moved on with my life, and onto bigger and (infinitely) better books.



            I also really enjoy the subject of history, even minoring in it in college. History plus vampires - I just had to read this book.



            And I really, really liked it.....................................................until the end.



            The novel really is incredible - the writing style is fantastic (albeit some things were a bit predictable) and the journey of the characters is pretty much epic. The novel is told through alternating viewpoints – Paul verbally relating his story to his daughter and through his journals and letters as she reads them while searching for him. After his professor is abducted, Paul sets out on a mission to find him. A mission, which takes him all over the world, to find the location where Vlad Dracul is supposedly entombed. But knowledge like that is a heavily guarded secret which will take months to crack. One discovery leads him to a brick wall - he can't figure out what to do next. Enter a new character who just so happens to have a document or another clue that can lead to another document or clue (the predictable bit which happens quite often). This book really is a delight for historians - the ancient texts and cities overflowing with bloody history would make any history lover just about explode with happiness. The element of the supernatural also makes me all kinds of happy. The dark mystery that is Dracula is an ever present power throughout the book, which is only added to by the appearance of one of his minions every few chapters. The vampire knows that people are onto him and, hey, he wants to keep living, so he sends out followers - people who would do anything to be turned by him and some who may have already been bitten, who are kind of "infected" by vampirism but aren't turning into bats and sucking the blood of virgins yet. Every few chapters, just as the main characters are on the verge of discovering a new truth about Dracula, a minion appears to stop them. The first appearance was a sickly looking, eavesdropping librarian, who they chased through a library window, only to have him return several chapters later, looking much better than when they had last seen him - splayed out on the street below the said window. There are other, darker minions that inspire more fear in our characters and the reader - a big, brutish, father-of-all bouncers kind of man who appears out of the shadows to rip documents and books from the professor's hands in a dim library basement in Istanbul.





            The book has all the necessary elements to make it an amazing read for lovers of both the supernatural and history and everyone in between. And it delivers...until the end. Paul and his Dracula-mystery-solving partner, Helen (also his soon to be wife and soon to be mother of the unnamed narrator) do indeed find the original burial site of Vlad Tepes (remember, you have to die before you can come back - same is true for Dracula) but they didn't find the ancient vampire. Instead, when they lifted the lid of the sarcophagus, they found the still living (just barely) Professor Rossi. Knowing he doesn't have long, he tells them what happened after he was abducted: he awoke to find himself lying in the very coffin in which they found him. After several hours Dracula, himself, was the first sight Rossi laid his eyes on after the darkness of the coffin. Dracula took him into a large room connected to his burial site. In it, was the largest library the professor had ever seen - thousands upon thousands of rare, ancient books and documents. Dracula wanted the professor to categorize them all. (Honestly not sure how I feel about Dracula having a huge library - I mean...I suppose it makes sense. Just a new and rather random idea, I guess.) If he refused Dracula, well...he'd be breakfast. So, he really only had one option. The professor soon breathes his last and, as a precautionary measure, Paul and Helen must drive a stake into his heart.



            We join the unnamed narrator again, many years later, after she had found her father at St. Mathieu’s, as they find themselves in an underground labyrinth of a cemetery, located beneath the old church. There, the final showdown between Dracula and his hunters takes place. Dracula enters the room in the first line of the first full paragraph on page 624 and he's dead on page by the end of the next to last paragraph on the same page.



            And my love for the book went out the window at this moment, dear readers.



            After 623 pages of being with the characters as they traveled to several countries, searching for countless ancient, hidden texts, inspecting long forgotten churches, monasteries and mosques, surviving despite dark forces being thrown at them at every turn; the villain, the father of all vampires, Dracula, is killed within the span of three relatively short paragraphs. This isn't some sparkling pansy excuse of a bloodsucker. This is Dracula. The first vampire. Made a deal with the devil, himself. He can turn himself into a wolf and freaking mist. He’s Vlad the flipping Impaler. There have been numerous attempts made on his life and yet this dude has been around for *thousands* of years. On a scale of 1 to 10, his badass levels are at a 5,000. Dracula isn't going down because of one, barely-aimed bullet. It's going to take a hell of a lot more effort and cunning than that to kill the original creature of the night. After the 642 pages I devoured, after all the characters had been through, after the mystery of Dracula slowly unveiled itself, proving him to be an even more formidable enemy than you could have ever imagined, the quick death was a huge let-down and such a complete and utter disappointment. When I finished that chapter, dear readers, I looked back on all of it and asked myself what the point of it all was; how much time had I wasted getting to that moment? After all that work, all that build-up, it was over with the snap of two fingers. I just...don't have the words to fully express my disappointment.



            It's fricking Dracula. I expect more.



            That being said, the epilogue leaves us feeling as if it’s possible Dracula survived. There’s a tiny glimmer of hope, as the narrator receives a blank, leather-bound book many, many years after the events at St. Mathieu’s. However, at the bottom of page 624 we are told that he crumbles to dust after a measly gunshot wound. It just doesn’t make sense, fellow book nerds. Not at all. If I come across another title by Elizabeth Kostova, I'll pick it up and give her another shot (no pun intended). I think she's a good writer, it’s just that this particular ending left something to be desired. Maybe next time I'll be a bit more impressed.



           





            But...at least Dracula didn't sparkle.






Saturday, April 6, 2013

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya.."




Title: The Princess Bride (25th Anniversary Edition)
Author: William Goldman
Published: Harcourt, 2007 (25th Anniversary)

Plot Overview

Buttercup, a poor farm girl in the land of Florin, is the most beautiful girl in the world. She attracts the attention of her farm hand, Westley, who falls in love with her the moment he sees her. After buttercup finally realizes that she loves him too, Westley goes off in search of his fortune so he can marry her. Soon after, she receives word that his ship was attacked by the Dread Pirate Roberts, a scourge of the sea who leaves no survivors.

Years later, Prince Humperdinck proposes to Buttercup. She immediately refuses because she would never love anyone as much as she did Westley. The Prince doesn’t much care for love; in fact, he doesn’t really care much about getting married in the first place. But his father’s health is failing and he will soon be crowned King and need to produce a male heir. Buttercup decides that, even though she will never love again, she could perhaps be relatively happy with marrying the Prince.

Before the wedding takes place however, she is kidnapped by three strange men (who, we later find out were sent by the Prince, himself!), who take her to the neighboring country of Guilder where they plan to kill her and start a war between the two countries. A mysterious man in black comes to her rescue, however and beats all three of them at their specialties of fencing, strength and wit. It is soon revealed that this is none other than Westley, who is now the new Dread Pirate Roberts! The couple reunites and tries to escape Prince Humperdinck as he tracks them across Guilder. 

After surviving the horrors of the Fire Swamp they are found by Humperdinck. In an effort to save Westley’s life, Buttercup promises to marry the Prince as long as he doesn’t hurt Westley. The Prince agrees, though everyone except Buttercup knows he’s lying and intends to torture and eventually kill Westley. Westley is taken underground where he is kept in a special cell, while Buttercup returns to the castle. She eventually realizes she’s made a mistake and asks the Prince to notify Westley and have him return to take her away. The Prince again lies and promises to do as she asks, though he has no intention of doing so.  Several days later when she discovers the truth she tells him it doesn’t matter because her Westley will come for her anyway. In a fit of rage he locks her in her room and murders Westley.

With the help of two of Buttercup’s kidnappers (who really aren’t bad guys!), Westley is brought back and they storm the castle, saving Buttercup, who was about to commit suicide rather than marry the Prince. The master swordsman, Inigo Montoya, also gets to exact revenge on Count Rugen, who murdered his father years before. 


Review

I can’t remember how old I was when I first saw The Princess Bride but I’ve loved it and Cary Elwes ever since. I’ve seen it multiple times and each time is more awesome than the last. When I found a copy of the book a few years ago I nabbed it when I had the chance. I absolutely loved the movie so I knew I’d love the book as well!!!

Unfortunately…I have to say…that wasn’t entirely the case this time.

Don’t get me wrong I absolutely love the story! Sword fights, true love and a little bit of magic? Come on!! Who wouldn’t??!!! It’s just that…there were a few things in the book that weren’t really as present in the movie; things that...I really just didn’t like all that much. 

The first thing I noticed about the novel was the author, William Goldman, wrote it as if he was producing an abridged version of a novel written years ago by a Florin author named S. Morgenstern. That’s all fine and well; however, there is no record of a version ever being written by S. Morgenstern. In fact…as far as I know there isn’t any record of S. Morgenstern! I suppose his idea was clever and different: writing a novel yourself, but making it seem as if you’re abridging an earlier, classic novel. It’s unique but honestly, I guess I just don’t get the point. Maybe he was scared that his novel wouldn’t be good enough? So instead of putting just his name on it, it wouldn’t seem so bad if no one liked it? I dunno. It just didn’t really speak to me, I guess.

The second beef I had with this book was that the novel Westley was quite a bit different from the movie Westley. The movie Westley was charming, sweet, romantic – someone a girl could easily fall in love with. The novel Westley – well…he was a jerk! Throughout the novel he was constantly treating Buttercup as if she was inferior to him. Barking orders at her, sometimes it seemed, almost insulting her when she questioned him, and referring to her as “woman” all the time. Actually several of the male characters did that. Maybe Goldman was trying to portray an accurate depiction of how women would have been treated back in the day, when we were thought to be second class citizens, incapable of thinking or doing anything for ourselves. But, if you’re writing a romance novel (yes, that’s pretty much what this is); shouldn’t the main male character be someone a woman would want to be with? I know I wouldn’t want to stick around with someone who constantly berated me and made me feel like I was inferior. Who would fall in love with someone like that?

I love the overall story and I always will, but..I'm about to say something I very, very rarely ever say.:

The movie's better.

Saturday, March 9, 2013

Watch out for Toad-Demons and Sex-Crazed Talking Skulls

Title: Storm Front
Author: Jim Butcher
Publisher: Roc, 2000


Plot Overview:

Harry Dresden is *not* what comes to mind when one hears the word "wizard." This word summons images of bearded, wizened old men in cloaks with pointy hats and magic staffs. Harry Blackstone Copperfield Dresden is not old, nor does he have a beard and he definitely doesn't wear cloaks. Staff, though...yes. Harry is a wizard living in modern day Chicago but instead of hiding his abilities like we would normally see in fantasy novels, he puts it right out there, offering his services to anyone who may have need of a man with his talents. His specialty - find things


Review:

What I loved most about the character of Harry was the fact that he *was* so different from the stereotypical wizard. While I do love me some classic Gandalf or Dumbledore, reading Harry was incredibly enjoyable because he was *so* real. He curses, eats greasy pizzas, makes mistakes, isn't graceful or proud and he lives in a crappy little apartment where most months he can barely make rent. Harry is like any other person just trying to get by...except he can use magic.


Jim Butcher's incredible imagination is brought to life when you read the first of his long-running and much-loved series. From the first couple of pages you can tell that Harry is a person you'd like to go have a beer with on Saturday night. He's sarcastic, funny, down to earth and very relateable. Butcher created a character with which the reader can really connect. Even when he's facing down a fearsome demon (in his birthday suit, by the way) or when time is running out and seems there's no way for him to win against the evil that has sprung up in the heart of Chicago, you can't stop rooting for him and hoping you can go out for those beers afterward.


I really enjoyed this book. I'd been meaning to read it for quite some time but thanks to the encouragement (actually, he pretty much shoved it in my face ;) )from a new friend who loves the series, I finally did. Butcher's writing style is very down to earth and easy to read, like listening to someone tell you a story. It's a very fun and quick read, providing you aren't working two jobs and have the time to read for a few hours each day. It seems like every chapter brings something new to the story, whether it be the discovery of a new clue, an attack by some new magical creature, or just the various things that can and do go awry in Harry's life.


I met several characters who I love already and can't wait to see again, including a talking skull possessed by a sex-crazed spirit, a no-nonsense cop who takes Harry's advice seriously on the more "out-there" cases (and who probably fancies him a bit as well), a reporter who will do *anything* to get a story and a snarky pizza addict of a fairy. I'm sure all are favorites for fans of the series and it's very easy to see why.


It was an incredibly enjoyable read for anyone out there who likes a good murder mystery with a little bit o' magic thrown in the mix!